Bullshitometer

A detector for claims that sound confident but rest on thin ice.

The needle scores rhetoric. Underneath, each word takes a binary spin — AllainBinary haze, torque, and whether the language actually collapsed.

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Scan marks rhetoric flags and writes a short ABSET note. Torque and haze already move as you type. It does not check if the statement is true.

ABSET · word spin

Binary ticks at φ angles

Each word takes a binary spin at a specific angle. Entangled with others, they make a haze of collapsible potentialities. Type, and the chamber fills.

Red flags

Adds to the reading

Weasel words

Phrases like “studies show,” “experts agree,” or “everyone knows” with no named source.

No specifics

No numbers, dates, or concrete evidence in a claim that could easily have them.

Emotional loading

Heat, fear, or moral pressure standing in for data.

Moving goalposts

The definition or standard changes mid-argument so the claim cannot lose.

Ignores counter-evidence

An obvious objection or conflicting finding a reasonable speaker would mention is left out.

Fake precision

Over-precise numbers that look invented (“exactly 73.4% of Canadians…”).

Appeal to authority

A title or institution is offered instead of the actual result.

Green flags

Takes points off

Checkable source

A primary source is named so a reader can actually look it up.

Method on the table

Sample size, date, and how the number was produced are given.

Limits acknowledged

Uncertainty, opposing data, or the claim’s bounds are stated.

Language fits evidence

Wording is no stronger than the evidence behind it.